Tell Your Best Joke

IronNoggin said:
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Yup we have working our way to extinction for a long time
 
Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated A.

The hides of cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide-rated.

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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air.

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A soft drinks factory has suffered a major leak and millions of gallons of tonic water have leaked into a nearby village.

Initial reports say that dozens of people have been schwepped away.

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If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
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