Tell Your Best Joke

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Steplift]

 

[Bill 310]

Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated A.

The hides of cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D-hide-rated.

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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere...

It was a broth of fresh air.

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A soft drinks factory has suffered a major leak and millions of gallons of tonic water have leaked into a nearby village.

Initial reports say that dozens of people have been schwepped away.

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If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[ship happens]

 

[Totally unexpected]

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So true !!!

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[ship happens]

 

[Newf]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Sir Reel]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

My buddy in Ottawa just sent this to me.

Government of Canada Seniors Stimulus Package

Just wanted to let you know….I just received my Government of Canada Seniors Stimulus Package

It contained two tomato seeds, pancake mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a “Trudeau Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Trudeau Speech Decoder Ring, a machine to blow smoke up my *****, and a “Blame it on Alberta” poster for the front yard.

The directions were entirely in French

Yours should arrive soon...

 

[IronNoggin]