Tell Your Best Joke
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IronNoggin
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A cute little 6 year old girl is absolutely fascinated with the construction crew working on the house next door. The men take a liking to her, and give her little jobs to do, like handing them tools, so she feels like part of the crew. After several days, they tell her she was a good little worker, and give her a ceremonial paycheck for ten dollars.
The girl's mother decides this would be a good opportunity to teach the girl about money, so she brings her down to the local bank branch to open an account. The teller says, "How wonderful! How did you earn your first paycheck?"
The girl says, "I helped build a house! For a whole week!"
The teller says, "That's great! And are you going to help finish it?"
The girl says, "Yeah, if those shitheads from Home Depot ever deliver the ******* sheetrock!"
The girl's mother decides this would be a good opportunity to teach the girl about money, so she brings her down to the local bank branch to open an account. The teller says, "How wonderful! How did you earn your first paycheck?"
The girl says, "I helped build a house! For a whole week!"
The teller says, "That's great! And are you going to help finish it?"
The girl says, "Yeah, if those shitheads from Home Depot ever deliver the ******* sheetrock!"
trophywife
Crew Member
she told me she needed three things to maintain our relationship
1, pay attention more
2, listen better
3, hmm , nope cant remember the third. dammit.
1, pay attention more
2, listen better
3, hmm , nope cant remember the third. dammit.
Sea Chaser
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Sea Chaser
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