Tell Your Best Joke

So, a hockey fan is on the beach and discovers a brass lamp. Remembers the story of Aladdin’s magic lamp and he rubs the lamp and a genie appears.

Genie says “Alright, what’s your one greatest wish?

Hockey fan says “Don’t I get 3 wishes?”

Genie says “Nope, that’s a myth perpetuated by the the Disney Channel, only one wish”

Fan says, “I want to live forever”

Genie says “That is the one wish I cannot grant, try again”

Fan says: “Okay, I want to live long enough to see the Leafs win the Stanley Cup!”

Genie You crafty ba$tard!
 
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