Tell Your Best Joke

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A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver, and about halfway there, the engine sputters and dies. The pilot runs out, grabs a parachute and opens the door and says “sorry, there are only three parachutes left”, and he jumps out.

This leaves the 4 passengers startled. One is a 12 year old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor.

The doctor says “Guys obviously I need to be saved. I heal people, I save peoples lives, I’ve cured many diseases and I am a valuable resource to the human population.“ The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The professor says “Well I am a college professor, I’ve won the Nobel Peace Prize for my writings, I have spoken to the leaders of the free world, the President of the United States, he called me the smartest man alive. I will invent new things and solve many of the world's problems. It is obvious I need to be saved.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the Priest and the young boy and only one parachute.

The Priest looks sadly at the young boy… “Son, I’ve lived a wonderful life. I’ve seen the world over and been to many places. I've been blessed by so many good things. I’ve lived a long and fruitful life. I only have a few precious years left to live. You are young, the rest of your life is in front of you… I want you to take the last parachute.”

The boy says “It okay Father. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.“
 
Travel Diary

I have been in many places but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity any more.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.
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