Tell Your Best Joke
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IronNoggin
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A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver, and about halfway there, the engine sputters and dies. The pilot runs out, grabs a parachute and opens the door and says “sorry, there are only three parachutes left”, and he jumps out.
This leaves the 4 passengers startled. One is a 12 year old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor.
The doctor says “Guys obviously I need to be saved. I heal people, I save peoples lives, I’ve cured many diseases and I am a valuable resource to the human population.“ The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The professor says “Well I am a college professor, I’ve won the Nobel Peace Prize for my writings, I have spoken to the leaders of the free world, the President of the United States, he called me the smartest man alive. I will invent new things and solve many of the world's problems. It is obvious I need to be saved.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the Priest and the young boy and only one parachute.
The Priest looks sadly at the young boy… “Son, I’ve lived a wonderful life. I’ve seen the world over and been to many places. I've been blessed by so many good things. I’ve lived a long and fruitful life. I only have a few precious years left to live. You are young, the rest of your life is in front of you… I want you to take the last parachute.”
The boy says “It okay Father. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.“
This leaves the 4 passengers startled. One is a 12 year old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor.
The doctor says “Guys obviously I need to be saved. I heal people, I save peoples lives, I’ve cured many diseases and I am a valuable resource to the human population.“ The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The professor says “Well I am a college professor, I’ve won the Nobel Peace Prize for my writings, I have spoken to the leaders of the free world, the President of the United States, he called me the smartest man alive. I will invent new things and solve many of the world's problems. It is obvious I need to be saved.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the Priest and the young boy and only one parachute.
The Priest looks sadly at the young boy… “Son, I’ve lived a wonderful life. I’ve seen the world over and been to many places. I've been blessed by so many good things. I’ve lived a long and fruitful life. I only have a few precious years left to live. You are young, the rest of your life is in front of you… I want you to take the last parachute.”
The boy says “It okay Father. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my backpack.“