Tell Your Best Joke

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Tuna must age about five times faster than humans.

This is supported by the fact that tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes.

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Studying History makes you numb.

But studying Mathematics makes you number.

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Why are bacteria so bad at maths?

Because: they multiply by dividing.
 
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