Tell Your Best Joke
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IronNoggin
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Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip. They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods. The whole venture costs them a small fortune.
On the first day, they hit the water full of hope... and catch nothing. The second day is no better. Same story on the third day. Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.
Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.
As they’re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, “You know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!”
The other one looks over and replies, “Good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
On the first day, they hit the water full of hope... and catch nothing. The second day is no better. Same story on the third day. Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.
Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.
As they’re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, “You know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!”
The other one looks over and replies, “Good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
beemer
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A friend who likes to drink was told by wife that if he comes home drunk again he is out.
After an incredible fishing trip with his buds he heads to the pub and gets very drunk.
As he gets up to go home and face the music he is feeling the nachos and throws up on himself.
He comes up with a brilliant plan to tell his wife that someone else threw up on him and that is why he smells like booze . He also put a $20 dollar bill in the pocket of the jacket to prove to his wife that the fellow who threw up on him was willing to pay for the dry cleaning.
He makes his way home and spins his tale to his wife. She seems to buy it but she is puzzled that there are two $20 dollars bills in the jacket . My friend replied “ well that was from the other fellow who **** in my pants”…
He spent several months on my couch.
After an incredible fishing trip with his buds he heads to the pub and gets very drunk.
As he gets up to go home and face the music he is feeling the nachos and throws up on himself.
He comes up with a brilliant plan to tell his wife that someone else threw up on him and that is why he smells like booze . He also put a $20 dollar bill in the pocket of the jacket to prove to his wife that the fellow who threw up on him was willing to pay for the dry cleaning.
He makes his way home and spins his tale to his wife. She seems to buy it but she is puzzled that there are two $20 dollars bills in the jacket . My friend replied “ well that was from the other fellow who **** in my pants”…
He spent several months on my couch.
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