Tell Your Best Joke

[Burrow boy]

I apologize , i should not be so harsh on my favorite training team the Canucks.

 

[CIVANO]

 

[Sotally Tober]

 

[GLG]

 

[Stizzla]

If it’s the federal govt “organizing” it, I’m sure they will have the plows here by the summer.

 

[Burrow boy]

If it’s the federal govt “organizing” it, I’m sure they will have the plows here by the summer.

Or they may try to reset the season summer ,so we are all as miserable as the rest of the globe.

 

[sly_karma]

Not in Penticton, they just push the snow aside (and across all the driveways). Plenty of snow for us comrades.

 

[ziggy]

Not often you see a socialist working, after all why bother.

 

[17 ft sea ranger]

 

[cuttlefish]

Not often you see a socialist working, after all why bother.

For the greater good? Okay, back to the humour now.

 

[CIVANO]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Pineapple Express]

 

[wildmanyeah]

Another wooden ball!!! Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?? I have like 12 already

 

[Rain City]

 

[RiverBoy]

just repowered the old skiff

 

[AlK]

 

[walleyes]

 

[IronNoggin]

A biker is riding by the zoo in Winnipeg, Manitoba when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back letting go of the girl; and, the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly.

A reporter had watched the entire event. The reporter said to the Harley rider

"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies,

"Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as it felt right.

The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, tell me, what do you do for a living and what political affiliations do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a Canadian Soldier and a Conservative."

The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper out of curiosity to see if it, indeed, brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page.

CANADIAN SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!

And that pretty much sums up the Media in Canada these days