The Polite way to pee

[Sitkaspruce]

Here is a little sunday morning humour.


The Polite way to Pee

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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to
the bathroom?"

Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and
impolite."

"What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
bathroom at the dinner table."

"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
show us your good manners?"

Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend
of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."

The teacher fainted...

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[haverodwilltravel]

I like that one!