Tell Your Best Joke

[IronNoggin]

 

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[Aquaholic]

Saw a UB40 tribute act called ‘WD40’ last night.

They were a bit rusty at first but were like a well oiled machine by the end.

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

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[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Bill 310]

 

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[Bill 310]

"During my check-up I asked the Doctor, 'Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?'

He replied, 'I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now.'

I said, 'I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense.'

He replied, 'Neither do I. My thermometer just broke.'

 

[Bill 310]

Overheard two ladies talking......

One said, 'I'm getting a boob job.'

The other said, 'Well, I'm getting my asshole bleached.'

The first one looked at her surprised and said, 'I just can't picture your husband as a blonde.'

 

[Bill 310]

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