Tell Your Best Joke
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sly_karma
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Toddler finds a stinky fart cat 
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| The Varney Family | Facebook https://share.google/DBkK9e9l0jDbKbIf4Mahatma Gandhi was known for walking hundreds of miles barefoot.
Over time, he developed incredibly thick calluses on his feet, stronger than the soles of many boots.
He also ate lightly and fasted often, which left him frail and gave him chronically bad breath.
And do you know what this made him?
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Over time, he developed incredibly thick calluses on his feet, stronger than the soles of many boots.
He also ate lightly and fasted often, which left him frail and gave him chronically bad breath.
And do you know what this made him?
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Aquaholic
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Halitosis? Sounds like he wanted to transcend dental medication.
The adventurer and his men were captured by mysterious forces and imprisoned.
The adventurer was pulled out of his cell and strapped to a table.
Into the room walked a 12 foot tall being, covered in hair. As the creature approached the table, an arm grew out of the top of its head holding a hypodermic.
The men shouted a warning to the adventurer, but he just smiled.
"Nothing to worry about here boys."
"It's just a furry with a syringe on top"
The adventurer was pulled out of his cell and strapped to a table.
Into the room walked a 12 foot tall being, covered in hair. As the creature approached the table, an arm grew out of the top of its head holding a hypodermic.
The men shouted a warning to the adventurer, but he just smiled.
"Nothing to worry about here boys."
"It's just a furry with a syringe on top"
