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Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past & sees her.Quick thinking Susie tells her its a queue for free oranges, so her gran joins the queue. When the Police get to gran, they're surprised & ask her 'How, do u do it at your age?'she replies ,I take my teeth out, peel back the skin & suck 'em until they're dry.
 
Pedantic Man checking in...

TLA is not itself an acronym; it's an initialism. An acronym can be spelled and pronounced as a word using the first letters of all the words in the phrase (for example, POTUS or NATO). FBI, VPN, and HHS are initialisms.
 
I remember while I was still drinking crashing into the display cabinet of an ice cream parlour while being piggybacked by a complete stranger who was wearing a Viking helmet.

So I have been through the Desserts on a Norse with no name.
 
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