So, a hockey fan is on the beach and discovers a brass lamp. Remembers the story of Aladdin’s magic lamp and he rubs the lamp and a genie appears.
Genie says “Alright, what’s your one greatest wish?
Hockey fan says “Don’t I get 3 wishes?”
Genie says “Nope, that’s a myth perpetuated by the the Disney Channel, only one wish”
Fan says, “I want to live forever”
Genie says “That is the one wish I cannot grant, try again”
Fan says: “Okay, I want to live long enough to see the Leafs win the Stanley Cup!”
Genie You crafty ba$tard!