Tell Your Best Joke
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Sotally Tober
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Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over.
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?
The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."
There’s a silence, then a gun shot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?
Rain City
Crew Member
That's so dark
Stizzla
Crew Member
How did it get even darker than when I told it?!
Rain City
Crew Member
It's all in the delivery.
Stizzla
Crew Member
Put that on a tee for ya
Sotally Tober
Well-Known Member
Apologizes
I failed to see you had already posted this joke last year...guess I should go easy on my limited stock of beer and pay more attention to what I’m reading.
Stizzla
Crew Member
No apology needed. You obviously know a good joke when you see it!Apologizes
I failed to see you had already posted this joke last year...guess I should go easy on my limited stock of beer and pay more attention to what I’m reading.
Tinny
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Newf
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent'
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo. It means someone stole the tent'
Ugly Betty
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Sotally Tober
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob ?
If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think ‘ we are nuts! ’
If we don’t get some support soon, people are gonna think ‘ we are nuts! ’
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