Tell Your Best Joke

[IronNoggin]

 

[CIVANO]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[Newf]

At A Mental Hospital :
Doctor: - "What is this?"
Mad Man: - "This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages."
Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?"
Mad man: "On the first page i wrote One King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle."
Doctor:- "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
Mad Man:- "I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.....
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Doctor :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!"
Mad Man:- "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"
Mad Man: "I will put it on my Fishing Forum,,, My mad fisher friends will definitely read it... One of them is reading it as we speak!"

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Aquaholic]

Lol. Nothing says love like a chain-smoking alcoholic with rage issues.

 

[Capt_Ed]

Lol. Nothing says love like a chain-smoking alcoholic with rage issues.

And great Tits and an a$$ that doesn't quit

 

[Aquaholic]

And great Tits and an a$$ that doesn't quit

Blech. She’s a mess. Maybe after a few months at sea, Capt Ed.

 

[ship happens]

 

[Sea Chaser]

 

[Sea Chaser]

 

[CIVANO]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Hardy Guy]