Tell Your Best Joke

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[Sir Reel]

Read closely

 

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole a dozen eggs from the fridge. They also left a saucepan of water simmering on the stove?

Police reckon it was probably poachers.

 

[Jegermiester]

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So this is the forest where the Sherwood 5030's, that I used to play with, come from!!!
I know, I know.....I'm severley dating myself with that comment

 

[kaelc]

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So this is the forest where the Sherwood 5030's, that I used to play with, come from!!!
I know, I know.....I'm severley dating myself with that comment

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Probably had a wicked backhand?

 

[Jegermiester]

Probably had a wicked backhand?

Actually I was a goaltender and remember the boys in the dressing room with their propane torches tweaking the tips of the blade so that any shot would be a rocket coming at you around neck height.
I remember convincing a friend of mine (who idolized the Blackhawks Ed Olczyk) to try on the pads for a change, my first shot was off the mask and he WAS DONE!!!
Great times for sure, especially late at night on those outdoor rinks with some cold wobbly pops afterwards.
Simpler times and great memories...

 

[Bill 310]

My neighbour can't afford his water bill

I sent him a get well soon card

 

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[WHO DAT]

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So this is the forest where the Sherwood 5030's, that I used to play with, come from!!!
I know, I know.....I'm severley dating myself with that comment

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Ha! Just recovering from a few injuries and graduated from public skating to stick and puck sessions, broke these out.

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Loghauler]

Hahaha
Now it makes sense !