Tell Your Best Joke

[Bill 310]

Enjoying music is like eating candy.

The first thing you do is throw away the rapper.

 

[Rain City]

Enjoying music is like eating candy.

The first thing you do is throw away the rapper.

I believe the saying goes, the first thing you do is throw out the crusty old bitter ones.

 

[islandboy]

I believe the saying goes, the first thing you do is throw out the crusty old bitter ones.

What if you like country music?

 

[Rain City]

What if you like country music?

Don't even get me started

 

[agentaqua]

https://imgur.com/B4Tg0UJ

Altho this appears as a "joke" - it is really a great and practical idea. I do this to my waders with a sharpie - measuring from the bottom of the felt up with a tape. That way you can tell depths and discharge, as well.

 

[Sir Reel]

Rain City heading to the fishing grounds after he get gets word the bites on....

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[Bill 310]

 

[ship happens]

 

[Clint r]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Clint r]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Aquaholic]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Stizzla]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed between his thighs. Bartenders asks,
“Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?!”
Pirate replies,
“YARRRRR, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

 

[sly_karma]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed between his thighs. Bartenders asks,
“Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?!”
Pirate replies,
“YARRRRR, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

In other words, an irate pirate...

 

[Slabbedout]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel jammed between his thighs. Bartenders asks,
“Hey, what’s with the steering wheel?!”
Pirate replies,
“YARRRRR, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

For years whenever my wife is irritated with me or the kids I tell that joke.

 

[Aquaholic]