Tell Your Best Joke
- Thread starter Stizzla
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Loghauler
Well-Known Member
Never too much
CIVANO
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Clint r
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A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a Mechanical Engineer with 40 years experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back into life.
The engine was fixed!
7 Days later the owners got his bill for $10,000.
"What?!" the owners said. "You hardly did anything. Send us an itemized bill."
The reply simply said:
Tapping with a hammer: $2
Knowing where to tap & how much force to use: $9,998
He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back into life.
The engine was fixed!
7 Days later the owners got his bill for $10,000.
"What?!" the owners said. "You hardly did anything. Send us an itemized bill."
The reply simply said:
Tapping with a hammer: $2
Knowing where to tap & how much force to use: $9,998
Stizzla
Crew Member
Ooh a nice upgrade from my kitchen table. One day…
