Can't tell that story without getting banned but here is another equaly disterbing story.
So the german as he's called is now a port renfrew legend he is known for eating stuff and by that i mean anything like haly guts,haly skin,dimond rings even seen him eat a christmas light bulb.
So one night a few of us guides were sitting around a certain watering hole when along comes the german drunk out of his mind.He sits down and we all instantly try to find something for him to eat.I find a dirty old dishrag and i mean dirty so i say german i'll give you 100$ if you swallow this rag,next thing you know there's 800$ on the table so there goes the german he dips the rag in his rum and coke and chokes it back like a sea gull.Gulp gulp gulp and it's gone. by now i'm laughing so hard i fall off my chair.
Joe gets up and starts to convulse trying to puke the rag up no go it's gone for good.I say we better call a ambulance he's gona die but he says don't worry.
Well 2 days later were at the same watering hole and the german gets this wierd look on his face and says i'll be rite back.A couple mins later and here comes the german with a big smile on his face and a bone white rag.It got stuck so he had to get his boss to get some plires to pull it out!
True story he is one of a kind.
