Guys,
THIS ISN'T THEORY. I have pulled up to Norris Rock, on Lambert Channel, turned on the stereo, and watched every black little ******* surface and start swimming for land. We used this for a couple of years before we started fishing the seal free waters of Gold River. I got this idea from something I read about Gillnetters having a device that they used to keep the seals off the nets. I could not buy what I had heard about, so I made my own, technically, by using the boat's stereo.
Incidentally, as for the Polar Bear Costume, If you lost as many flashers as I have to the black bastards, I probably would have done that, if there were Polar Bears on Vancouver Island. By the way, remember a few years ago the run on that Killer Whale beach toy, that guys where pulling behind their boats about 100 feet back? Funniest thing to see, until you realized that every trailing seal that saw that thing took off. If I could train a Killer Whale to go in and scare those gear robbing menaces, I surely would. Since I can't, I did the next best thing by getting the message across through my stereo.
My worst Seal experience was buzz bombing on Tribune bay with a customized Zinger back in '96. We were nailing the Springs, and of about 15 hooked, managed to land only a few, while losing all of my customized Zingers in the process. Sling shots had limited effect, as you really need to make a direct hit on a seal to get the message across.
Anyways, laugh. But I am willing to bet all of you who have had enough are searching Google for Killer Whale songs, and taking the kid's boom box to try it out.
Drewski