Fish Puns

[Aquaholic]

Maybe a Dad joke, Fathers Day is coming soon.

 

[Matthew S.]

LOL

 

[Aquaholic]

LOL

You can do better than that. Don't be shellfish.

 

[Matthew S.]

Stop carping on me, you're giving me a haddock.

 

[Aquaholic]

A friend of mine asked if it’s OK to go fishing on a northern lake, I said Yukon.

He asked me if I’d like to come along, said can you check with your wife? I said Alaska.

My wife said that’s fine but just watch for the ice smelt.

 

[ValorFish]

Good Fishermen are Master Baiters

 

[trophywife]

this thread is beginning to flounder

 

[Aquaholic]

this thread is beginning to flounder

The good ones take a whale to happen.

 

[Squire]

 

[cuttlefish]

Those guys definitely don’t skate around the issue. A reminder to all of us to keep our friends close but our anemones closer.

 

[cuttlefish]

Salmon had to say it.

 

[Aquaholic]

Salmon had to say it.

You must have had an Ahi moment.

 

[Squire]

She drove away in my new Stingray...

 

[cuttlefish]

You must have had an Ahi moment.

Abalone! I can’t believe what I’m herring.

 

[cuttlefish]

My apologies for that last outburst. I don’t want Admin to shut it down, but a thread like this is prawn to abuse.

 

[cuttlefish]

Maybe a Dad joke, Fathers Day is coming soon.


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True that, Father’s Day is coming but Mother’s Day comes first. Best to not forget that unless you want your wrasse handed to you on a plaice on Father’s Day.

 

[Sotally Tober]

How did that song go...
‘I lost my carp, in Sam Clam’s disco’

 

[Aquaholic]

How did that song go...
‘I lost my carp, in Sam Clam’s disco’

brilliant thread resuscitation!!!

 

[Aquaholic]

I wouldn't order the clownfish at that new restaurant. Apparently they taste funny.

 

[Aquaholic]

If a Great White and a banker had a baby, would it be a loan shark?