Favorite "quotes"

[Alex_c]

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face”

Mike Tyson

 

[trophywife]

In response to those saying he was just lucky
My old boss:
The harder you work the luckier you get.

you have to be good to be lucky.

 

[alumaman]

Every day is a good, its just that some are better than others.
Unkown.

"It is what it is"
Todd Bertuzzi

Its a good day if its above zero and your above ground.

Me

Well doesnt that frost your grandmothers pickles.

I feel so good I could bust a drum

If I felt any better there would be two of me

Its a good day for laundry (gale force wind)
All from my dad and his newfoundland relatives

 

[Buddha]

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

Dalai Lama

 

[eroyd]

"One who looks up to the sky for help, ends up with a stiff neck."

 

[JWS]

From an old boss,

‘I’ve been called worse, by better’

 

[islandboy]

If your only tool is a hammer, every problem is a nail. Anon

 

[spring fever]

Better than a kick in the a## with a frozen Mukluk.
I'm FIGMO!!
Another SNAFU!
IT;s a Mongolian Goat F### or cluster F###
All good Air force sayings

 

[scott craven]

Confucius say " man who fly upside down bound to have crack up "

 

[Alex_c]

Confucius say " man who fly upside down bound to have crack up "

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

 

[JWS]

‘You get what you get, and you don’t get upset’.

Daniel tiger, repeated by my daughter at the age of 3 or 4

 

[ziggy]

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”​

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[RiverBoy]

“I’m not saying you’re the stupidest man alive, but you better hope he doesn’t die!”

also

“ I envy people who haven’t met you yet…”

sorry these are insults not quotes. but still funny

 

[Gong Show]

Just busted out this oldtimer to my long suffering staff when a big client no-showed:
"Would you look at me, all dressed up and no one to blow."

 

[Salmonslayer1992]

"If you don’t go, you’ll never know”

 

[PEETZcanada]

Fear of success, fear of failure are just two simple emosions. You can't have success without the risk of failure. Keep Going Never Quit.

 

[Gallivanter]

You can’t soar with the Eagles in the morning if you hoot with the Owls at night.

 

[Rain City]

I just made this up from a conversation I had this morning:

If you can't be my fishing buddy when it's -5⁰, don't expect to be my fishing buddy when it's 25⁰.

 

[fish brain]

The D**do of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed