Favorite "quotes"

[kaelc]

"Sobered up and had a wife and two kids" Anon

yup, but there are some moments that I miss a cold beer and red heads. Me

 

[Newf]

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?

From my QA/QC days: “Quality is about doing it right when no one is watching”. By Henry Ford I believe.

 

[trophywife]

Never commit a misdemeanour while in the act of a felon.

 

[Sharphooks]

From my father regarding his stock broker;

…”they’re all c suckers but at least he’s my c sucker…”

 

[tubber]

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

 

[Capt_Ed]

I have lived my life around this:

" It's a power that drives me back to the sea , an unexplainable force. I taste the salt of her in my breath , feel the strength of her in my blood and no matter how hard I try , I cannot deny her call"

 

[daddystoy]

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

Churchill. One of many great quotes from him.

 

[Aces]

Ain’t no Nookie like Chinookie

 

[kaelc]

The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.

Isak Dinesen

 

[fish brain]

We ask a simple question
And that is all we wish:
Are fishermen all liars?
Or do only liars fish?
~William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

 

[chille51]

She wanted nothing... and I delivered
- Fu Manchu (the band)

 

[Stizzla]

This can be fishing related and pretty much also in every part of life:

“If you give up, you never know how close you came to success.”

It’s got me though some hard times

 

[IronNoggin]

“Once is fun, twice is gay”

~Rain City

 

[pescador]

Reporter to Polk County Florida Sheriff “ why did you shoot the murder suspect 68 times”.
Sheriff “ that’s all the bullets we had“.

 

[Brett83]

"The budget will balance itself "
Justin Trudeau

 

[SpringFever2359]

 

[RageWelding]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Wayne Gretzky

 

[Rain City]

No shirt
No shoes
NO DICE!

Jeff Spicoli

 

[brands51]

You’re only as good as your last tide change!

 

[wayne.mck]

"I would rather go to your funeral any day than have you come to mine."