MILLERTIME
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An old navy buddy told me this joke today.......
Two homosexuals had a baby using a surrogate mother. When their son was born they raced to the Hospital Maternity Ward and as they looked thru the large window at all the newborn babies they noticed that they were all crying and looked very unhappy except one which was peacefully sleeping and had a smile on his face. A nurse came out asked for their last name and quickly returned holding the one baby that was peacefully sleeping and had a smile on his face whereupon both proud fathers couldn't resist commenting on how well behaved he was compared to all the other babies to which the nurse quickly replied; "Ya, but you ought to see him when we pull the pacifier out of his butt!"
Two homosexuals had a baby using a surrogate mother. When their son was born they raced to the Hospital Maternity Ward and as they looked thru the large window at all the newborn babies they noticed that they were all crying and looked very unhappy except one which was peacefully sleeping and had a smile on his face. A nurse came out asked for their last name and quickly returned holding the one baby that was peacefully sleeping and had a smile on his face whereupon both proud fathers couldn't resist commenting on how well behaved he was compared to all the other babies to which the nurse quickly replied; "Ya, but you ought to see him when we pull the pacifier out of his butt!"
