Tell Your Best Joke
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IronNoggin
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Dave H
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Stolen from Facebook.
Frank Jenkins, a retired dentist from Ohio, finally booked his dream safari in Africa.
After three days, he’d seen elephants, giraffes, and zebras—but not a single lion.
By the third evening, Frank said, “That’s it! Tomorrow I’m getting my lion!”
He turned around—and nearly jumped out of his boots.
Right there stood the biggest lion he’d ever seen, staring him down.
Frank’s hands shook as he lifted his rifle and pulled the trigger… click.
Out of bullets. Just his luck.
“Well, this is how it ends,” he thought, dropping to his knees.
To his surprise, the lion slowly knelt down too.
Frank clasped his hands, and the lion brought its paws together.
Frank peeked up and whispered, “Excuse me… are you praying too?”
The lion smiled and said, “Nope… I’m saying grace.”
Take care.
Frank Jenkins, a retired dentist from Ohio, finally booked his dream safari in Africa.
After three days, he’d seen elephants, giraffes, and zebras—but not a single lion.
By the third evening, Frank said, “That’s it! Tomorrow I’m getting my lion!”
He turned around—and nearly jumped out of his boots.
Right there stood the biggest lion he’d ever seen, staring him down.
Frank’s hands shook as he lifted his rifle and pulled the trigger… click.
Out of bullets. Just his luck.
“Well, this is how it ends,” he thought, dropping to his knees.
To his surprise, the lion slowly knelt down too.
Frank clasped his hands, and the lion brought its paws together.
Frank peeked up and whispered, “Excuse me… are you praying too?”
The lion smiled and said, “Nope… I’m saying grace.”
Take care.
IronNoggin
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Not a joke really, but I did not know where else to post it:
