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23M views · 699K reactions | Walter has a massive meltdown in the pet store over a toy. 🛒😭 #WalterTheDramaKing #PetStoreDrama #HuskyLife | Walter the Drama King
Walter has a massive meltdown in the pet store over a toy. 🛒😭 #WalterTheDramaKing #PetStoreDrama #HuskyLife
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An old man was following his wife upstairs. After a few steps he remarked, “Yer gettin’ so old that your backside looks like an old washing machine.”
The wife says nothing and proceeds up the stairs.
After they had climbed into bed, the old man got a little amorous…you know…frisky, right?
As he hugged his wife she said, “I am not going to start up this old washing machine for such a small load. You are gonna to hafta hand wash it.”
The wife says nothing and proceeds up the stairs.
After they had climbed into bed, the old man got a little amorous…you know…frisky, right?
As he hugged his wife she said, “I am not going to start up this old washing machine for such a small load. You are gonna to hafta hand wash it.”
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Will I Live to see 85?
(Here's something to think about.)
I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am almost seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.........
She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ****?'
(Here's something to think about.)
I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am almost seventy).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.........
She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ****?'
