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a guy shows up at the perly gates........ he is asked if he had been faithful to his wife? ..he reply's ...well i strayed but once and i felt really really bad about it.... well sir go on through and you get the Ford Taurus over there...next guy steps up and he is asked , were you faithful to your wife? he replies marriage was ridiculous and i treated myself to what ever i wanted when ever i wanted.....well sir go through and your Honda Civic awaits......... the next guy steps up and asked...were you faithful to your wife? he answers he believed whole heartedly in the marriage ideal and took it very serious and did not stray or look at another women ever....... ok sir go on through , your golden caddy awaits !!!....so these 3 guys are driving around checking out the place when they see the Cadillac guy stopped holding his head in his hands crying and sobbing....... they go over and ask him "hey what up" you got the caddy . you should be happy.... he says yea but i just saw my wife drive by on a scooter
 
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