Tell Your Best Joke

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A man with a gun walks in to a bar...

He unholsters the weapon and waves it in the air, shouting, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with 7 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife!"

A voice from the back shouts, "you're gonna need more ammo!"
 
Thought For The Day..Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to ,and Touched often. But push the wrong button and your butt is disconnected....lol
 
I started my new job as a Bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
My manager immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again!"
"Sorry," I replied, "It must be the nerves."
"Fair enough," he said, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse."
 
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