Tell Your Best Joke
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For anyone that knows me this one could easily be about me.
In Newfoundland , many people do not pronounce some letters in a word.
For example hotdog is pronounced "ot dog" and Home Hardware is pronounced 'ome 'ardware.
One day in a Grade 1 class, the teacher was asking her class to use the word "Ozonol." in a sentence.
Little 'Arol (Harold) raised his hand and started to
explain. "Well Teacher...da udder nite, me an my fodder are watching da Ockey Game. An den my mudder start to do da vacuum.
Den, my fodder, yelled at my mudder, "Lard tunderin Jesus put dat dam ting away now or I'll stick it up your arse -"Ose n, all".
In Newfoundland , many people do not pronounce some letters in a word.
For example hotdog is pronounced "ot dog" and Home Hardware is pronounced 'ome 'ardware.
One day in a Grade 1 class, the teacher was asking her class to use the word "Ozonol." in a sentence.
Little 'Arol (Harold) raised his hand and started to
explain. "Well Teacher...da udder nite, me an my fodder are watching da Ockey Game. An den my mudder start to do da vacuum.
Den, my fodder, yelled at my mudder, "Lard tunderin Jesus put dat dam ting away now or I'll stick it up your arse -"Ose n, all".
Stizzla
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@Newf
An Albertan, Ontarian and a newfie rob a jewellery store one night and a cop is hot on their tail. The 3 decide to split up on a farm…
The albertan hides behind a cow. The cop has his flashlight out and gets close to the cow pasture. “What’s that?!” He thinks to himself when the Alberta lets out a convincing “MOOOOOOO”.
“Oh” says the cop, “it was just a cow”
Then the cop goes to the pig pen where the ontarian was hiding. Flashlight out again getting really close the ontarian lets out a load “OINK, OINK,OINK.”
The cop buys that it must’ve just been a pig and moves on…
Then the cop starts trekking through the potato patch. He hears a stirring and the Newfie covered in dirt hollers out “Potatooooo”
An Albertan, Ontarian and a newfie rob a jewellery store one night and a cop is hot on their tail. The 3 decide to split up on a farm…
The albertan hides behind a cow. The cop has his flashlight out and gets close to the cow pasture. “What’s that?!” He thinks to himself when the Alberta lets out a convincing “MOOOOOOO”.
“Oh” says the cop, “it was just a cow”
Then the cop goes to the pig pen where the ontarian was hiding. Flashlight out again getting really close the ontarian lets out a load “OINK, OINK,OINK.”
The cop buys that it must’ve just been a pig and moves on…
Then the cop starts trekking through the potato patch. He hears a stirring and the Newfie covered in dirt hollers out “Potatooooo”
Newf
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That’s not a good Newfie joke Stizzla. You don’t know how to tell them.
. You must be a transplanted mainlainder. 
