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IronNoggin
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The Perfect Parody of Virtue and Vice
Smoke Not, ....but Drink a Lot
These tables were all up today with little signs outlining the liquor rules.
The program allows alcohol consumption in designated areas of these parks between 11 am and 9 pm daily, from June 3 to October 16.
Today is March 14th, not June 3rd.
Smoke Not, ....but Drink a Lot
These tables were all up today with little signs outlining the liquor rules.
The program allows alcohol consumption in designated areas of these parks between 11 am and 9 pm daily, from June 3 to October 16.
Today is March 14th, not June 3rd.
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I think it's about time I upgraded my navigation system.
I couldn't use it last night as the sky was overcast, and the stars weren't out.
I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation.
They say it's so good, you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized, it was just spam.
Then, I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice, for my navigation system.
Now, it just tells me to find my own way.
So then I bought a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav.
It was a total waste of money.
All it ever does is tell me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
Still, it’s not as bad as the U2 one, where the streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I couldn't use it last night as the sky was overcast, and the stars weren't out.
I received an email about an online course on Map Reading & Navigation.
They say it's so good, you'll be able to read maps backwards.
But I soon realized, it was just spam.
Then, I downloaded Friedrich Nietszche's voice, for my navigation system.
Now, it just tells me to find my own way.
So then I bought a Bonnie Tyler Sat Nav.
It was a total waste of money.
All it ever does is tell me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.
Still, it’s not as bad as the U2 one, where the streets have no names, and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
