Tell Your Best Joke
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A rugged biker walks into a bar, his leather jacket covered in patches. He sits at the counter and says to the bartender,
“If I show you a mind-blowing trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender, intrigued by the biker's confidence, agrees.
The biker pulls a tiny rat from his saddlebag, followed by a miniature piano. The rat hops onto the piano, stretches, and starts playing an impressive blues melody.
The bartender is stunned and pours the biker a drink.
After finishing, the biker says,
“If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks all night?”
The bartender nods, thinking there's no way he can top the first trick.
The biker pulls out the same rat and piano, but this time, he also pulls out a tiny bullfrog. The frog perches next to the rat and starts singing along to the music, harmonizing perfectly.
The bar erupts in applause, and the bartender keeps the drinks flowing.
Later, a sharp-dressed businessman approaches the biker and offers him $100,000 for the bullfrog.
“Sorry,” the biker replies, “he’s not for sale.”
The businessman raises his offer to $250,000, then finally to $500,000 cash.
The biker scratches his beard, shrugs, and agrees. He hands over the bullfrog, pockets the cash, and orders another drink.
The bartender, baffled, exclaims,
“Are you out of your mind? That frog could’ve made you a fortune!”
The biker smirks and says,
“Relax. The frog wasn’t the talent. The rat’s a ventriloquist.”
“If I show you a mind-blowing trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender, intrigued by the biker's confidence, agrees.
The biker pulls a tiny rat from his saddlebag, followed by a miniature piano. The rat hops onto the piano, stretches, and starts playing an impressive blues melody.
The bartender is stunned and pours the biker a drink.
After finishing, the biker says,
“If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks all night?”
The bartender nods, thinking there's no way he can top the first trick.
The biker pulls out the same rat and piano, but this time, he also pulls out a tiny bullfrog. The frog perches next to the rat and starts singing along to the music, harmonizing perfectly.
The bar erupts in applause, and the bartender keeps the drinks flowing.
Later, a sharp-dressed businessman approaches the biker and offers him $100,000 for the bullfrog.
“Sorry,” the biker replies, “he’s not for sale.”
The businessman raises his offer to $250,000, then finally to $500,000 cash.
The biker scratches his beard, shrugs, and agrees. He hands over the bullfrog, pockets the cash, and orders another drink.
The bartender, baffled, exclaims,
“Are you out of your mind? That frog could’ve made you a fortune!”
The biker smirks and says,
“Relax. The frog wasn’t the talent. The rat’s a ventriloquist.”
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