Tell Your Best Joke

[Aquaholic]

 

[Stizzla]

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Genius

 

[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[Dave H]

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was
that there was no after-life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
" Marion .... Marion ... "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun
and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit somewhere near Saskatoon.”




Take care.

 

[Aquaholic]

A road sign from cottage country in Ontario.
Those that know …..

 

[CIVANO]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[easydoesit]

And Autopilot!

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Bill 310]

 

[Stizzla]

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
The hippo is heavy, the zippo is a little lighter.

 

[Rain City]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
The hippo is heavy, the zippo is a little lighter.

Yes

 

[Aquaholic]

Lattice not judge too quickly.

 

[Corey_lax]

Lattice not judge too quickly.

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I did that. It works great.

 

[Aquaholic]

I did that. It works great.

you just had to bling it up, didn't you.

 

[Bill 310]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]

 

[IronNoggin]