Tell Your Best Joke

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Clinton

@614clinton

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,and I said, "Nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers, which would lead to other questions. Finally, I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the groin?Well, after another beer, and some more heavy thinking, I have come up with an answer.
Getting kicked in the groin is more painful than having a baby.
Here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child.

"But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the groin."I rest my case.
 
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