I'll go first.
This girl turns 18 and decides to celebrate she wants to get a tattoo. She’s a big hockey fan so she decides on a portrait of her favourite player of all time, Wayne Gretzky, and thinks it would be sexy on her inner thigh.
The artist completes the piece and she looks at it disappointed. She said it doesn’t look like Wayne Gretzky at all. The artist says he thinks it does but he’ll do another one of wayne free of charge on the inside of the other thigh.
After that one is done, she looks and says it doesn’t look like Gretzky either...
The tattoo artist, now quite upset, gets the other artist from the shop to come over to inspect. He asked who the tattoos look like, and the guy responds,
“I don’t know who the wingers are, but the center is definitely Lanny McDonald!”
