Stizzla
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Heading straight for @Rockin Johnny’s boat.
Tell Your Best Joke
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Sea Chaser
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Every meme I post on here gets flagged so enjoy it while it lasts . lol
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abl
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How true!
IronNoggin
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Newf
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Sexy Newfie
Jarge is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he
sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.
...
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off the hood. Then he flung his right boot, followed by his left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
Lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
Corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his tea stained undershirt and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ned', says Jarge.
'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin **** out of me' says an
obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy
"to a tractor"
Jarge is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he
sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red
Massey Ferguson.
...
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off the hood. Then he flung his right boot, followed by his left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move
Lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his
Corduroy trousers .
Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his tea stained undershirt and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Ned', says Jarge.
'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin **** out of me' says an
obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy
"to a tractor"
Fish-Fry43
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The Canucks will win the Stanley Cup. 
IronNoggin
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BigBird007
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IronNoggin
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IronNoggin
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fish brain
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Don't even get me started on this! I'm sure there is some #**# wad that would think this is a good idea.
Totally unexpected
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I'm sure these are already in circulation by the amount of bags I see hanging in trees,guess the wind and the weight are a factor...
fish brain
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Some people seem to think they are Christmas ornaments.
Totally unexpected
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Drives me nuts
