Tell Your Best Joke

Teacher says to her class “Who can give me a sentence with contagious in it?”
Little Amy says “My sister has got chicken pox and my mom says it highly contagious”
Teacher says “Very good Amy! Anyone else?”
Well little Jonny’s hand shot up and he says “Me and my dad were looking out the window and our neighbour was clearing the snow on his drive. Dad said it will take that c##t ages to finish that!”
 
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