Tell Your Best Joke
- Thread starter Stizzla
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Totally unexpected
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I had the same bike!!
IronNoggin
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A MAN GOT STOPPED BY THE GAME WARDEN WITH HIS BASKET FULL OF FISH .
WARDEN : DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR ALL THESE FISH ?
MAN : NO SIR THESE ARE ALL MY PET FISH .
WARDEN : YOUR PET FISH ? HOW ARE THESE YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WELL EVERY NIGHT I TAKE MY PET FISH FOR A WALK TO THE LAKE , AND LET THEM SWIM FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR , THEN I WHISTLE AND THEY ALL SWIM BACK , JUMP BACK IN THE BASKET AND WE GO HOME . WE DO THIS EVERY NIGHT .
WARDEN : WELL THIS IS JUST A CROCK OF LIES !!
MAN : HERE I WILL SHOW YOU... ( RELEASES THE FISH IN THE LAKE)
WARDEN : WELL THIS I GOTTA SEE !!
5 MINUTES LATER....
WARDEN : WELL ??
MAN : WHAT ?
WARDEN : THE FISH !! YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WHAT FISH ?
WARDEN : DO YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR ALL THESE FISH ?
MAN : NO SIR THESE ARE ALL MY PET FISH .
WARDEN : YOUR PET FISH ? HOW ARE THESE YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WELL EVERY NIGHT I TAKE MY PET FISH FOR A WALK TO THE LAKE , AND LET THEM SWIM FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR , THEN I WHISTLE AND THEY ALL SWIM BACK , JUMP BACK IN THE BASKET AND WE GO HOME . WE DO THIS EVERY NIGHT .
WARDEN : WELL THIS IS JUST A CROCK OF LIES !!
MAN : HERE I WILL SHOW YOU... ( RELEASES THE FISH IN THE LAKE)
WARDEN : WELL THIS I GOTTA SEE !!
5 MINUTES LATER....
WARDEN : WELL ??
MAN : WHAT ?
WARDEN : THE FISH !! YOUR PET FISH ?
MAN : WHAT FISH ?
