Tell Your Best Joke

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FACEBOOK
I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF TECHNOLOGY - IT'S PRETTY IMPERSONAL.
SO I AM TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF FACEBOOK WHILE USING THE SAME PRINCIPLES.
SO EVERY DAY, I GO DOWN ON THE STREET AND TELL PASSERSBY WHAT I HAVE EATEN, HOW I FEEL, WHAT I DID THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND WHAT I WILL DO LATER.
I GIVE THEM PICTURES OF MY FAMILY, MY DOG AND ME GARDENING.
I ALSO LISTEN TO THEIR CONVERSATIONS, AND I TELL THEM I LOVE THEM.
IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING;
I ALREADY HAVE 3 PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME : 2 POLICE OFFICERS AND A PSYCHIATRIST.
 
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