So sad....

[Cuba Libre]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obese-salmon-unable-to-swim-upstream-to-spawn,30373/

 

[salty-dog]

As I read that, tears fell. I mean an overweight salmon will be the victim of bullying from all sorts of sealife, not just his own kind. So, being the kind fella I am, I called Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers to get this por guy some help. I also pay for and registered him in a fitness program. Then, I called a marine biologist to contact the food sourcing manager of the pacific region so they can now monitor all foods available to out-of-control salmonids.

 

[Cuba Libre]

A kind and caring gentleman you are!

 

[Pippen]

Love the Onion!


Such a sad gut ripping news piece though.