Saw The Funniest Thing Today

Dogbreath

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Some situations just cry out for a camera.

Saw a guy carrying a spinning rod near Granville Island today he was just about to set up in the back bay south of the Island.

So I had to open my mouth-'Gonna catch some Springs'?

He must have heard the scorn/incredulity in my voice because he responded 'I caught a Trout this big here two days ago'.

I burst out laughing even harder and all but called him a liar-because I know he was lying.

I told him there hadn't been anything but baitfish washed in by the tide in False Creek (which as you know is the ditch in downtown Vancouver) for over 50 years but he insisted he was in the right.

I told him there had been a net pen in that bay in the early 80's for a one day tournament maybe that's why he was cleaning up on the Sea Runs and he agreed. ::)

I took a close look @ his tackle-7' spinning rod/reel and a 3' gang troll with 2 large Gooey Bobs on the hook-this was his casting outfit!

About then he was really choked @ my making fun of him and I was laughing so hard I was choking so I left.

Anyway it was a nice sunny afternoon to sit by the water on a falling tide.
 
I seen a guy in the cable pool on the Cap. casting out a flasher and hootchie. Aparently he was told this was what he needed to catch coho.

Maybe Vancouverites need to learn how to catch fish.......LOL
 
I seen a guy in the cable pool on the Cap. casting out a flasher and hootchie. Aparently he was told this was what he needed to catch coho.

Maybe Vancouverites need to learn how to catch fish.......LOL

You must of been there when I was there in the early 80's-on of the funniest thing I have seen :)
 
Be careful who you laugh at. Back in the late 70's I showed up a couple of hours late after first light at the mouth of the Cap to do some spin-casting downstream from the bridge. With my ****** old heavy glass rod, Diawa open face and my cheap Army & Navy rubber thigh waders, I wedged myself into the only available spot on the shoreline, last amongst a row of at least 20 other guys (Coho & Springs were running). I noticed immediately that I was seriously outclassed as far as the gear thing went; it appeared every other guy had the very latest and pricey-est rods & reels imaginable; most were clad in what appeared to be Pierre Cardin neoprene chest waders with about a tackle-boxes' worth of fancy plugs and spoons dangling from their chests. As I went about my business tying up a simple double herring hookup with a large cork-float, I couldn't help but overhear the guys around me laughing at my feeble setup. Undeterred, I soon cast my gear out into the middle of the Cap then left my baler open and watched my bobber drift inexorably out to the foreshore of the bay until I could barely see it nearly 200 yds distant. I flipped the baler then checked the drag.

After listening to an endless diatribe from the two guys nearest me about all the fancy lures a guy has to have to catch fish on the Cap, I soon learned that after the three or more hours passed since first light there had not been a fish taken that morning.
Then, less than a half-hour later and after another glance out to sea I noticed my bright-orange florescent topped float was nowhere to be seen. I quickly reeled in to take up slack only to have my 'Old Faithful' rod double over under the weight of what soon revealed itself as a feisty Coho which promptly lept several feet clear of the water with my 'stupid' herring in its mouth.

Shortly thereafter and with a slightly inflated chest I made the long walk past all those envious guys with my bleeding 9-lb Coho dangling from my grasp feeling not at all - inferior.
 
I like doing that at the trap range show up with old trusty thirty year old duck gun, thats been rolled around in the bottom of a boat, and all these rich guys and their thousands dollar guns that they can't shoot and I clean there locks especially during competitions
 
One day when I was 11 or 12 My mom dropped me off at Langford lake in victoria and there were a half dozen guys on the fishing dock. I had my trusty set up of hot chocolate size white marshmellows and a small piece of hot dog. I had it all set up like the usual power bait fishers do. I got some funny looks from just about everyone. Baiting my hook 1 marshmellow for the hook two for my tummy.

Just as im about to cast an older gent says "Hey kid do you want some real bait"? Me-"That stuff isnt real bait this is" I cast out and within 4-5 minutes ive got a nice 16" on the dock. I ended up getting 6 fish that day and only on of the powerbait fishers got one. The looks on there faces still makes me giddy inside!

Thats what its all about boys, Gotta find your own little secret!

-Steve
 
Hey at least he was out fishing.....

More than I can say for a bunch of armchair, keyboard tapping SFBC'ers today!!!!;):p

Good on him to at least be out there and enjoying himself.

I am sure we all have done something like that before....hell I used to walk up the beach from our cabin and fish off Otter point with my 7' glass trout rod, 12 lbs charterboat line and small buzz bombs that I made myself....I only ever caught a few small cod, but man I was having fun...but was told by a few others that fished there that I was too young (11 yo) and my gear would not be able to bring in any fish....but I did not care.

Cheers

SS
 
not everybody is an expert fisherman - I'm sure that guy is an expert in some field you're not and could make you look foolish - I'm with sitka, if he enjoyed himself why go out of your way to make him feel bad.
 
not everybody is an expert fisherman - I'm sure that guy is an expert in some field you're not and could make you look foolish - I'm with sitka, if he enjoyed himself why go out of your way to make him feel bad.

Because as dogbreath has showed many times on the board he gets off on being an butt. I mean really "about then he was really choked @ my making fun of him and I was laughing so hard I was choking so I left".
 
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Because as dogbreath has showed many times on the board he gets off on being an butt. I mean really "about then he was really choked @ my making fun of him and I was laughing so hard I was choking so I left".
Kelly is still pissed @ me because I called his logo 'Very Nanaimo'.

Also-I forgot to mention the fisherguy/beek in question admitted to not having a licence-said he didn't need one-I passed comment as (Yes again) I was laughing too hard.
 
Hey, his logo is his logo. I will not be buying into it. Could say Kelly Strong, Or Kelly can kill BC Lingcod @ any depth with a spear.I would rather support his swim team then buy a shirt for $20. To support him as a spear fisherman will not happen on my dime. Not that the footage won't be cool to see though but I will never pay to see it.

Thread off topic......
 
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Yes Dogbreath responded to my PM by saying nanaimo is "a shithole" and my shirt reminded him of it. Thats beside the point that he posted this on multiple forums informing others that he laughed at this guys face as he didnt know what he was doing. I guess he expected others to pat him on the back instead of calling him out on it.


FA i have no idea what your talking about. If you have an issue with me then send a PM otherwise keep your slag to yourself.
 
Dogbreath, you live in the lower mainland?? I am not so sure that going around making fun of total stangers and laughing at them until they become pissed off, is the most inteligent thing to be doing.:confused: You just never know when you will run into the right person at the right time that they are ready to SNAP, they reach into their bag or jacket, pull out a gun and blow your fa king head off and laugh at you with your brains splattered everywhere. In todays society this IS a REALITY, just the other day in the lower mainland there was a situation where two drivers had an encounter that ended just as described above, it has happened before and sadly can and will likely happen again. So going around and prevoking people (stangers) that you have no idea where their headspace is at that moment that you taunt them is IMO asking for trouble. You are obviously free to do, and seem to do what you like when you like, just not interested in reading in the paper in the future that a fisherman found on the warf shot to death with a fishing pole shoved up his a$$.:eek: Seeing your avatar, it looks as though you have kids or grandkids, nieces or nephews, surely they are worth living for, so why ask for troubles?

I remember a time going out fishing with a couple of buddies at the local creek for some trout, I did not have any worms to use, and my asshole buddy wouldn't share any, so I yanked a piece of wool out of my touque, threaded it onto my bare hook, and to relentless jeers I placed it into the water and let it drift into slack water and bang, over and over again. It sure shut my buddies up and it got me hooked on fly fishing, I have NEVER used a worm again, I don't use just a piece of wool either:p.
 
Yes Dogbreath responded to my PM by saying nanaimo is "a shithole" and my shirt reminded him of it. Thats beside the point that he posted this on multiple forums informing others that he laughed at this guys face as he didnt know what he was doing. I guess he expected others to pat him on the back instead of calling him out on it.


FA i have no idea what your talking about. If you have an issue with me then send a PM otherwise keep your slag to yourself.

I am not slagin you. But I did make some spelling mistakes which I will try to correct.
 
Dogbreath;


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Best of luck in your travels.
 
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