quote for the day

[kanuckle head]

Twidle D
Twidle dum
Mi Nuckz loss
BUT they aint DUN..................

 

[ReelAffair]

MARRIAGE Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever

 

[Vanisle]

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways.................going to Bangkok !

 

[Gunsmith]

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

 

[wet spot]

"To err is human...to moo bovine..."

 

[Lipripper]

To make a long story short............... Don't tell it

 

[Foxsea]

If Harper knows best what's good for us why does he always end up bullying?

 

[Fish-Hunter]

I tripped upon this one the other day;

"Some people are like Slinkys, completely freaking useless. But,,, they can always bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs."

 

[Fish-Hunter]

birds of a feather.....dont make a rite...holmes*

two wrongs,,,,,flock together.

If you don't believe me, just go to Par"liar"ment Hill in Ottawa and see for yourself, where in fact many wrongs flock together.

 

[Foxsea]

I tripped upon this one the other day; "Some people are like Slinkys, completely freaking useless. But,,, they can always bring a smile to your face if you push them down a flight of stairs."

That's hilareous! lol - Will absolon (or Absolom - who knows?) think that's funny or will he be offended, thinking it was directed at him? ...was it?

 

[PeggyJMarshall]

Here's my quote for the day - Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves. Peter McArthur

 

[FishWhisperer]

One of my faves...
"To explore new oceans you must first have the courage to leave sight of shore".

 

[Rockfish]

"It's so cold out the lawyers have their hands in ther own pockets".

 

[peetz]

They must be 2 people ,because one person couldnt be that stupid

 

[pescador]

"If you ain't first...........you're last". Ricky Bobby.

 

[Tips Up]

Second place is just the first loser

 

[pescador]

I'll try being nicer ......if you'll try being smarter

 

[Lipripper]

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

[scott craven]

Man who run behind car get exhausted

 

[Gunsmith]

Man who run in front of car get tired.