Stizzla
Crew Member
amateur hour on this thread. Hold my beer…
Where do I start? I’ve:
-lost a sloper driving on the highway (forever)
-done the plug thing twice
-done the strap left on the boat thing.
-done the drop the knife in the water thing.
-left a cannonball on the water while packing up my side and spooled my buddy’s downrigger.
-I’ve lost 3 cannonballs in 5 minutes (with only 2 downriggers) @Original can verify.
-had no drag set on my rod while driving to the launch and almost spooked myself.
- thrown a net in the water trying to solo net a fish
-while one handed tightening a reel in the rocket launcher I had a $1000+ rod and reel pop out and jump in the water (luckily it stayed on the clip) (same bud as the cannonball spooling)
-one pair of nice sunglasses fell in
-fallen into the water up to my waist while launching.
-had butt end of my boat float off the dock while parking truck at the launch
-2 bad finger cuts while filleting fish
-dropped 1/2 of fish in the water while filleting.
-almost died jumping waves at 5am in slop I had no business going out in. Boat was literally vertical and 50/50 it would land and fall backwards or forwards.
-lost my only shot at a tyee at the boat because the net was wrapped around the bow cleat.
Mic drop.
Where do I start? I’ve:
-lost a sloper driving on the highway (forever)
-done the plug thing twice
-done the strap left on the boat thing.
-done the drop the knife in the water thing.
-left a cannonball on the water while packing up my side and spooled my buddy’s downrigger.
-I’ve lost 3 cannonballs in 5 minutes (with only 2 downriggers) @Original can verify.
-had no drag set on my rod while driving to the launch and almost spooked myself.
- thrown a net in the water trying to solo net a fish
-while one handed tightening a reel in the rocket launcher I had a $1000+ rod and reel pop out and jump in the water (luckily it stayed on the clip) (same bud as the cannonball spooling)
-one pair of nice sunglasses fell in
-fallen into the water up to my waist while launching.
-had butt end of my boat float off the dock while parking truck at the launch
-2 bad finger cuts while filleting fish
-dropped 1/2 of fish in the water while filleting.
-almost died jumping waves at 5am in slop I had no business going out in. Boat was literally vertical and 50/50 it would land and fall backwards or forwards.
-lost my only shot at a tyee at the boat because the net was wrapped around the bow cleat.
Mic drop.