Kids Say the Darndest Things...

[Degree of Freedom]

last night my two year old son was running around the house stomping his feet. I grabbed his arm to give him a bit of a talking to...he yelled 'let go, let go' a couple times...when I finally released him he looked up at me with a scowl that I'm pretty sure he learned from his Mommy, and with great disdane said: "for fu#k's sake, Daddy!"...
All I could do was laugh.

 

[finaddict]

"from the mouths of babes..."

 

[baddogg]

My son was around the same age when he looked out the front window and said " Dad, the dogs in the f**ken garbage". No response from me THAT HE NOTICED and never heard anything like that from him again.

 

[scott craven]

Many years ago my wife had baked some raisin cookies and offered my son one
(he was about 4 at the time)
He took one bite and threw it across the room.
When she asked what was wrong he said "I hate f--cking raisins in my cookies"

I'm glad i wasn't home, would have pissed my pants

 

[Karma-Kazi]

My parents have a video of me when I was six. Yelling at my Dad "I want to split the firewood, splitting is the easy part" So my dad gave me the maul and I coulden't even dent the wood. (Still can't) LOL

My mom always say its coming out at my wedding.

-KK

 

[Dave S]

Many years ago my wife had baked some raisin cookies and offered my son one
(he was about 4 at the time)
He took one bite and threw it across the room.
When she asked what was wrong he said "I hate f--cking raisins in my cookies"

I'm glad i wasn't home, would have pissed my pants