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I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but,
by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,
so I did. She's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night.
Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me,
just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops...
although, they do make me look a bit gay.
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl
in his class give him a hand-job.
I said, "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife
is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
-----------------------------------------------------------
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers,
so I did. She's 21 and her name's Lucy.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Went to the bar with my girlfriend last night.
Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me,
just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
-----------------------------------------------------------
The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops...
although, they do make me look a bit gay.
-----------------------------------------------------------
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl
in his class give him a hand-job.
I said, "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife
is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
