Free Dog

[Degree of Freedom]

just got a call from my wife...the smoked salmon I've been working on for the past 3 days and left on the counter this morning is now all over our back yard in the form of black, greasy, dog s%$t!!!
She's been a great dog...but that is going to far!

 

[Cuba Libre]

Well my dogs are well behaved and would NEVER do something like that!!!!!! Hummm- now let me think..... they have!

 

[Jencourt]

Bin there.

Had a little terrypoo Sh.t mix breed named Fred. Best little buddy I ever had. The bugger made a string of 5 foot long lengths of deer pepperoni disappear in the time it took me to go take a ****.He had to get up on a chair to get it off the table only evidence was he burped Right wen I walked in the kitchen and it smelled like pepperoni.
Man I miss that little bugger at times.

 

[Shepnoir]

I swear it is crack to them. I have owned dogs my entire life and never seen anything like bringing smoked salmon around a dog. The shep goes NUTS for it. He would probably open the smoker if he could get in there and pull it out. In fact I know he would. He will sit in front of it for hours as it smokes. If I even go near the fridge when there is some in there he is right underfoot. Yes they all love human food, but smoked fish is their fav no question. Given this, take it easy on the beast. It can't help it. Besides, with the gut pain of eating that much rich food, he is paying for it now.

 

[Degree of Freedom]

mine's a fat, lazy little border collie cross...only stands about 18" high at the shoulder and is 5 lbs overweight (that's alot for a 25 lb dog)...no idea how the little f'r got on the counter...no chairs nearby or anything. Smoked salmon must give her superpowers!

 

[Shepnoir]

Haha I had a golden jump on the counter and ate a whole bag of flour when I was a kid. Still remember my old man flipping about the mess.

 

[trophywife]

stupid humans,,, smart dogs.

 

[alumaman]

I had a six pound terrier cross that ate a pound of margarine and a beagle that peeled the tin foil off 32 peppermint chocolate balls and had peppermint farts all night. She brought home a packaged lobster tail home one day
. I miss them both.

 

[Sculpin]

I have a black lab and a miniature Dachshund. One does all high up work and the other does the low down stuff lol. They work as a team damn it. The other day my wife made a double batch of cranberry oatmeal cookies and left them on the counter while going out for a very short while. Well they were gone when she got back and the little lowrider was so fat her belly was rubbing the ground when she walked lol.

 

[LiquidGuides01]

Some funy dog stories lol,
I got a hound/rotty mix (calmest, quietest dog we have ever had and great with childrean) and a Australian border collie
The shepard is only a year and half old and eats EVERYTHING! from pinecones( which he almost choked to death from twice!) to onion...go figure lol!
He also ate a full loaf of rising bread sitting of the counter and puked the hole thing up like a big tube

Still have em both, collie is great dog for finding a deer

 

[candrive55]

Ah yes. Sounds like a pure bread kick hound. lol. Years ago I had a rental suite. The guy came to pay his rent just as I was walking out the door. Thinking I needed to stash it quick as I left the house. I put it in the microwave. Above the microwave was a bag af garbage. Well I came home later to find the garbage all over the floor and a funny burnt smell in the house. Yup the dog while tring to get the garbage turned the microwave on. 1100 hundered bucks up in smoke. same dog dug/chewed through a new love seat. I mean strait through. First the cushin then the frame. She was stuck under in the fing thing when I got home. Shall I go on. ok sure same dog. a couple little holes in the lino in the kitchin. I see she is starting to pull it up. some on says oh put some hot spicy hot sauce on. Bad idea come home to kitchin floor totaly shreaded. Dog laying in bathroom by toilet totally bloated from toilet water. Some time later people who live up stairs call and say your just will not stop yelping and barking. I head home peek in window. And meet eye to eye with my dog she is standing on the fish tank howling out the window. bring new girl friend home dog ***** on my bed with in 5 minutes.
I tried to give her away but just couldnt find anyone I hated that much.

She is 16 years old now and my very best friend.