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A circus couple goes to an adoption agency to adopt a son.

The agency official says, "I don't know if we can adopt to you people-- always traveling, uncertain income, generally bad reputation of circus people."

They said, "How dare you! This is 2025! We are not gypsies but professionals. We have been doing our act for twenty years, and we have a contract, benefits and a retirement account. We live in a beautiful trailer. And the circus has a school and full-time teacher."

The official says, "Well, okay, I apologize. What age were you thinking of adopting?"

They said, "It's not too important as long as he will fit in the cannon."
 
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