D
DaveyJones
Guest
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
(yes Brad this is another joke)
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
(yes Brad this is another joke)
