Funny/Cruel Names

Dave S

Dave S

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Lots of my friends are having babies and name ideas were tossed around, some as jokes, but one couple were considering giving there kid a "unique" name. IMHO it would have been cruel. Don't want to incriminate myself so I'll bite my tongue. I'm sure me and my lady will be having kids in the next couple years so I was thinking of what I could name our kid to make them "special". Some of the ones I considered....(yeah our last name is Salmons.
-Wild Salmons, Spring Salmons, Coho Salmons, Sammie Salmons... a friend thought we should go with Fry or Jack. Jack was my Great Grandpa's name.

Found some good ones online too.
Miller Lyte, Harry Pitts, Harry Bahls, Dick Swett, Misty Bush.....could go on forever.

Oh, and there are also the foreign names.........Baldeep, Pheela Maboob, Chee Tin Ho

Anyone else got any? Personal or otherwise.
 
How about what I called Mr. Parker last week? I called him a FN Mongoloid. You could go short and call one a Mongo..


[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]Term for a mentally retarded person. This used to be used to denote people with Down's Syndrome, and now is just generally derogatory.
That Canucks fans are real mongoloids. What idiots!
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But I also know a Harry Wang that works @ Carter GM in Burnaby.
 
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I went to school with a girl named Anita Dyck, she's a realtor in comox now I think.
 
use to work with a Rhinehold Titgrabber we called him RT for short
 
I recall a Harry Hole in the fishing or boat business in the 80's. pretty sure his wife was Penny (Mrs. P. Hole).
 
About 10 years ago (+) there was a guy that was in a contest for the wildest thing you can do wins on the Fox in Van.....

He legally changed his name to Jablowme Heywood... So....

If you look through a Victoria phone book from about that time it said HEYWOOD, Jablowme... True story, and he won
 
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