That’s not how fluid dynamics work.
Long answer: Drag is a function of the variables Area x Velocity^2 x Drag coefficient and the fluid viscosity (which is constant). D = 1/2p*Cd*V^2*A Area does have an effect, but smaller surface area can be negated by a larger drag coefficient. The coefficient of drag is higher for a sphere because the turbulence that is created by the low pressure zone in the large wake of the sphere. An aero/hydrofoil has a higher surface area but much less drag due to the low coefficient of drag (Cd) resulting from the lack of wake an turbulence. A finned pancake DR weight is much closer in shape to a hydrofoil, and likely has a much lower Cd than a sphere.
The attached image shows that in 2 dimensions, the Cd of an aerodynamic shape is an order of magnitude lower than a cylinder.